VOL. 1 • ISSUE NO. 9 DIXIELAND CONSULTING — PENSACOLA, FL 10¢

THE PATRIOT KID

“The Update You Kept Clicking 'Later' On”
★ THE PATCH-IT-NOW ISSUE ★ IT WISDOM — WITH HUMOR
PANEL 1 — TUESDAY, 8:05 AM
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UPDATES SLOW ME DOWN!
I JUST CLICK “REMIND ME
TOMORROW” EVERY DAY.
IT'S BEEN... A FEW YEARS?
PANEL 2 — THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
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THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
THAT LITTLE UPDATE IS
A LOCKED DOOR. YOU'VE
BEEN LEAVING IT WIDE
OPEN FOR TWO YEARS.
PANEL 3 — THE INVESTIGATION
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System Diagnosis:
Windows updates: 217 pending
Last restart: 89 days ago
Antivirus: expired 2021
Web browser: 3 versions behind
Known security holes: open
PANEL 4 — THE HARD TRUTH
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THE HOLE WAS
ALREADY FIXED.
Most break-ins use known flaws that
a patch already closed months ago.
Criminals run bots that scan the
whole internet for machines that
never installed it.
“Later” is the cheapest
way to get hacked.
PANEL 5 — THE PATRIOT KID'S FIX
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STAY PATCHED:
✓ Turn on automatic updates
✓ Restart at least once a week
✓ Schedule updates for after hours
✓ Retire gear too old to update
Set it once — then stop
clicking “later.”
PANEL 6 — UP TO DATE AT LAST!
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UPDATES RUN OVERNIGHT
NOW! THE COMPUTER'S
FASTER! AND I HAVEN'T
SEEN THAT POP-UP ONCE!
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That's the goal — safe,
fast, and you never have
to think about it again.
★ PATRIOT KID TECH CORNER — WHY UPDATES ACTUALLY MATTER ★

🔑 An Update Is a Locked Door

Software isn't “finished” when you buy it. Companies keep finding weaknesses — and every update quietly closes the ones criminals already know about.

Skipping them means running with:

  • Security holes that are public knowledge
  • Bugs and crashes that were already fixed
  • Old software newer apps no longer support
  • Antivirus that stopped protecting you

The bad guys aren't picking on you personally — automated bots just look for the unlocked doors.

⏳ Why We Keep Clicking “Later”

Updates feel like they always hit at the worst moment — mid-task, mid-morning, mid-deadline. So we put them off … forever. The trick is to take the timing out of your hands:

  • Turn on automatic updates and let them run
  • Schedule installs for nights or weekends
  • Restart regularly so updates finish
  • Don't disable updates to “speed things up”

A quick update tonight beats a week of downtime later.

🛠 How DixieLand Helps

Chuck keeps your computers patched and healthy so you're never the easy target — without the interruptions.

  • Tune-up — catch up every pending update
  • Managed updates — patched automatically, after hours
  • Health checks — antivirus, backups & aging gear

Not sure what's out of date? Ask Chuck for a free computer health check.

★ NEXT ISSUE COMING SOON — GOT AN IT PROBLEM WORTHY OF A COMIC? TELL CHUCK →

Got an IT problem worthy of a comic? Tell Chuck about it.

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