VOL. 1 • ISSUE NO. 10
DIXIELAND CONSULTING — PENSACOLA, FL
10¢
THE PATRIOT KID
“Nobody Can Find You on Google”
★ THE LOCAL-SEO ISSUE ★
IT WISDOM — WITH HUMOR
PANEL 1 — SATURDAY, 12:30 PM
🍗😕🔍
WE'VE GOT THE BEST BBQ
IN TOWN — BUT NOBODY
FINDS US ONLINE! I GOOGLED
US AND WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE!
IN TOWN — BUT NOBODY
FINDS US ONLINE! I GOOGLED
US AND WE'RE NOT EVEN THERE!
PANEL 2 — THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
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THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
LET'S CHECK YOUR GOOGLE
BUSINESS PROFILE... YOU
DON'T HAVE ONE. GOOGLE
DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST.
BUSINESS PROFILE... YOU
DON'T HAVE ONE. GOOGLE
DOESN'T KNOW YOU EXIST.
PANEL 3 — THE INVESTIGATION
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Local-Search Diagnosis:
Google Business Profile: none
Name/address/phone: 3 versions
Google reviews: zero
Website location keywords: missing
In the map pack: not even close
Google Business Profile: none
Name/address/phone: 3 versions
Google reviews: zero
Website location keywords: missing
In the map pack: not even close
PANEL 4 — THE HARD TRUTH
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“NEAR ME” IS
WHERE THE CALLS ARE.
WHERE THE CALLS ARE.
Nearly half of all Google searches
are looking for something local, and
the top three map results get most
of the taps.
If you're not in that little map,
your competitor is — and
they're getting your customer.
are looking for something local, and
the top three map results get most
of the taps.
If you're not in that little map,
your competitor is — and
they're getting your customer.
PANEL 5 — THE PATRIOT KID'S FIX
⚡⭐⚡
GET FOUND LOCALLY:
✓ Claim & fill out your Google profile
✓ Same name, address & phone everywhere
✓ Ask happy customers for reviews
✓ Put your city & services on your site
Free to claim — huge
payoff when it's done right.
✓ Claim & fill out your Google profile
✓ Same name, address & phone everywhere
✓ Ask happy customers for reviews
✓ Put your city & services on your site
Free to claim — huge
payoff when it's done right.
PANEL 6 — #1 ON THE MAP!
🎉📍⭐
WE POP UP ON THE MAP
NOW! WE'VE GOT REVIEWS!
PEOPLE ARE CALLING FROM
THEIR PHONES! WE'RE BUSY!
NOW! WE'VE GOT REVIEWS!
PEOPLE ARE CALLING FROM
THEIR PHONES! WE'RE BUSY!
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Want to see where you
stand? I'll run a free
scan of your Google listing.
stand? I'll run a free
scan of your Google listing.
★ PATRIOT KID TECH CORNER — HOW LOCAL CUSTOMERS FIND YOU ★
📍 Your Google Business Profile Is Free
That box on the right of Google — with your hours, photos, reviews, and a “Call” button — is a free Google Business Profile. It's the single biggest thing that gets a local business into the map.
An unclaimed or empty profile means:
- You're missing from “near me” searches
- Wrong hours or address may already be showing
- No photos, no reviews, no reason to pick you
- Competitors with a full profile win the click
Claim it, fill in every field, and keep it current.
⭐ Reviews & Consistency Win the Map
Google ranks local results on relevance, distance, and trust — and you can move the last one. The essentials:
- Steady, recent reviews (and replies to them)
- Identical name, address & phone everywhere online
- The right categories and services listed
- A website that names your city and what you do
Consistency tells Google you're real, established, and worth showing.
🛠 How DixieLand Helps
Chuck gets small businesses found — from the Google profile to a fast, SEO-ready website that Google can actually read.
- Google setup — claim & optimize your profile
- Local SEO — city & service keywords on every page
- Websites — hand-built, mobile-first, from $499
Wonder why you're not showing up? Ask Chuck for a free local-search scan.
Got an IT problem worthy of a comic? Tell Chuck about it.