VOL. 1 • ISSUE NO. 7 DIXIELAND CONSULTING — PENSACOLA, FL 10¢

THE PATRIOT KID

“Your Website Looks Like It's From 2005”
★ THE WEB DESIGN ISSUE ★ IT WISDOM — WITH HUMOR
PANEL 1 — FRIDAY, 2:15 PM
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WE'VE BEEN IN BUSINESS
20 YEARS AND THE PHONE
JUST STOPPED RINGING!
MY NEPHEW BUILT OUR
WEBSITE BACK IN COLLEGE!
PANEL 2 — THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
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THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
LET'S SEE YOUR SITE...
ON A PHONE. LIKE
YOUR CUSTOMERS DO.
"...why is everything so tiny?"
PANEL 3 — THE INVESTIGATION
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Site Diagnosis:
Mobile layout: none — scrolls sideways
Load time: 11 seconds
Phone number: not tappable
Footer says: © 2005
Mobile visitors: 70% — who leave
PANEL 4 — THE HARD TRUTH
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3 SECONDS TO
JUDGE YOU.
Customers decide if you're
legit in seconds — on a phone.
A site that looks broken makes
a great business look closed.
So they tap “back”
and call your competitor.
PANEL 5 — THE PATRIOT KID'S FIX
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A MODERN SITE:
✓ Mobile-first — perfect on any phone
✓ Loads in under 3 seconds
✓ Tap-to-call & clear services
✓ Built for Google to find you
Hand-built, no templates —
from $499.
PANEL 6 — THE PHONE RINGS AGAIN!
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NEW SITE LOOKS AMAZING!
IT WORKS ON PHONES!
WE'RE ON GOOGLE AGAIN!
THE PHONE IS RINGING!!
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Want to see it first?
I'll send a free live
demo of your rebuilt site.
★ PATRIOT KID TECH CORNER — THE REAL STORY ON YOUR WEBSITE ★

📱 Your Customers Are on Their Phones

More than half of all web traffic — and the majority of local “near me” searches — happens on a phone. If your site was built for a desktop monitor in 2005, that's the version most people never see working.

What a dated site does to a phone visitor:

  • Text too small to read without pinching
  • Layout that scrolls sideways off the screen
  • A phone number they can't tap to call
  • Buttons too close together to tap accurately

Every one of those is a customer who leaves before they ever reach you.

⏳ First Impressions Happen in Seconds

People judge your business by your website almost instantly — and a site that looks old or broken makes even a great, established business look untrustworthy or closed.

A modern small-business site earns that trust with:

  • A clean, current design that loads fast
  • A clear message: who you are and what you do
  • Obvious next steps — call, book, or get a quote
  • SEO on every page so Google can rank you

🛠 What DixieLand Builds

Chuck hand-builds every site — mobile-first, fast, and SEO-ready. No cookie-cutter templates, and hosting with free SSL and daily backups.

  • Presence — 5 pages, $499 one-time
  • Business Pro — 12 pages, SEO on every page, $999
  • Hosting — from $9.99/mo when Chuck builds it

Curious what yours could look like? Ask Chuck for a free, no-obligation live demo of your site rebuilt.

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