THE PATRIOT KID
20 YEARS AND THE PHONE
JUST STOPPED RINGING!
MY NEPHEW BUILT OUR
WEBSITE BACK IN COLLEGE!
ON A PHONE. LIKE
YOUR CUSTOMERS DO.
Mobile layout: none — scrolls sideways
Load time: 11 seconds
Phone number: not tappable
Footer says: © 2005
Mobile visitors: 70% — who leave
JUDGE YOU.
legit in seconds — on a phone.
A site that looks broken makes
a great business look closed.
So they tap “back”
and call your competitor.
✓ Mobile-first — perfect on any phone
✓ Loads in under 3 seconds
✓ Tap-to-call & clear services
✓ Built for Google to find you
Hand-built, no templates —
from $499.
IT WORKS ON PHONES!
WE'RE ON GOOGLE AGAIN!
THE PHONE IS RINGING!!
I'll send a free live
demo of your rebuilt site.
📱 Your Customers Are on Their Phones
More than half of all web traffic — and the majority of local “near me” searches — happens on a phone. If your site was built for a desktop monitor in 2005, that's the version most people never see working.
What a dated site does to a phone visitor:
- Text too small to read without pinching
- Layout that scrolls sideways off the screen
- A phone number they can't tap to call
- Buttons too close together to tap accurately
Every one of those is a customer who leaves before they ever reach you.
⏳ First Impressions Happen in Seconds
People judge your business by your website almost instantly — and a site that looks old or broken makes even a great, established business look untrustworthy or closed.
A modern small-business site earns that trust with:
- A clean, current design that loads fast
- A clear message: who you are and what you do
- Obvious next steps — call, book, or get a quote
- SEO on every page so Google can rank you
🛠 What DixieLand Builds
Chuck hand-builds every site — mobile-first, fast, and SEO-ready. No cookie-cutter templates, and hosting with free SSL and daily backups.
- Presence — 5 pages, $499 one-time
- Business Pro — 12 pages, SEO on every page, $999
- Hosting — from $9.99/mo when Chuck builds it
Curious what yours could look like? Ask Chuck for a free, no-obligation live demo of your site rebuilt.
Got an IT problem worthy of a comic? Tell Chuck about it.