THE PATRIOT KID
CAN'T LOG INTO EMAIL!
MY BANK IS TEXTING ME!
SOMEONE IN ROMANIA
IS BUYING STUFF!!
WHAT WAS YOUR
PASSWORD?
Password: Cowboys2021!
Sites using it: 14
Breached via: GameForum2019
For sale since: $2.50
⚠ FOUND ON DARK WEB
14 ACCOUNTS.
about got hacked in 2019.
Your password has been
for sale ever since.
They didn't hack you.
They just logged in.
✓ Unique password every site
✓ 16+ characters (length wins)
✓ Enable MFA everywhere
Use a password manager.
You can't memorize 200 passwords.
ALL IN ONE APP.
MFA ON EVERYTHING.
I FEEL INVINCIBLE!!
for your bank. It was
"Cowboys2022!"
💥 How Credential Stuffing Works
Most hacks aren't clever. They're automated. When a website gets breached, millions of username/password pairs get sold on the dark web. Attackers run bots that try those exact credentials on every major site — email, banking, shopping, social media.
If you use the same password anywhere, one breach exposes everything. The attack is called credential stuffing, and it succeeds because:
- 65% of people reuse passwords across sites
- Billions of credentials are already leaked (check haveibeenpwned.com)
- Bots can test thousands of logins per minute
- Most sites don't block this automatically
🔐 Password Managers: The Only Real Fix
A password manager generates and stores a unique, random password for every site. You only remember one strong master password. The manager handles the rest.
Chuck's recommendations:
- Bitwarden — free, open source, excellent
- 1Password — best for families and teams
- iCloud Keychain / Google Password Manager — good starting point if you're in those ecosystems
What a strong password looks like: K#9mP!vqL2xRnT7jW — 18 random characters. You'll never type it. The manager will.
📱 MFA: Even If They Get Your Password
Multi-Factor Authentication (MFA) requires a second proof of identity — usually a code from your phone — before letting anyone in. Even if attackers have your password, they can't log in without your phone.
Enable MFA on these immediately:
- Email (Gmail, Outlook — this is the master key)
- Banking and financial accounts
- Your password manager itself
- Work accounts and VPNs
- Social media (used for "Login with Google/Facebook")
Already been breached? Chuck will help you recover and lock it down.
Got an IT problem worthy of a comic? Tell Chuck about it.