VOL. 1 • ISSUE NO. 8 DIXIELAND CONSULTING — PENSACOLA, FL 10¢

THE PATRIOT KID

“Microsoft Is NOT Calling You”
★ THE TECH-SUPPORT SCAM ISSUE ★ IT WISDOM — WITH HUMOR
PANEL 1 — MONDAY, 9:40 AM
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A RED SCREEN POPPED UP!
IT SAYS I'M INFECTED AND
TO CALL MICROSOFT NOW!
THERE'S A BEEPING ALARM!
PANEL 2 — THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
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HANDS OFF THE PHONE
MICROSOFT WILL NEVER
CALL YOU OR POP UP A
PHONE NUMBER. THAT'S
NOT AN ALARM — IT'S BAIT.
PANEL 3 — THE INVESTIGATION
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Scam Diagnosis:
The “alarm”: just a web page
The number: not Microsoft
They want: remote access
Then: $500 in gift cards
Real target: your bank login
PANEL 4 — THE HARD TRUTH
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THEY DON'T HACK YOU.
THEY TRICK YOU.
No virus broke in. The scammer just
needs you to let them in — to install
“support” software and read them
a gift-card code.
The scariest part of the scam
is the part that isn't real.
PANEL 5 — THE PATRIOT KID'S FIX
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WHEN IT POPS UP:
✓ Don't call the number — ever
✓ Close the browser (or restart)
✓ Never let a stranger “remote in”
✓ No real company wants gift cards
Unsure? Call someone you
already trust.
PANEL 6 — CRISIS AVERTED!
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I HUNG UP! I CLOSED IT!
I DIDN'T BUY ANY
GIFT CARDS! I CALLED
YOU INSTEAD!
🥷
Perfect. Let's clean up
those pop-ups and lock
the machine down for good.
★ PATRIOT KID TECH CORNER — THE REAL STORY ON TECH-SUPPORT SCAMS ★

🎭 How the Scam Actually Works

It starts with a fake emergency — a full-screen web pop-up, a loud beeping sound, or an out-of-the-blue phone call claiming to be Microsoft, Apple, or your bank.

The playbook is always the same:

  • Scare you with a “virus” that isn't real
  • Get you to call a number or click “chat”
  • Talk you into installing remote-access software
  • Demand payment in gift cards, wire, or crypto

No malware ever ran. The only thing they need to hack is you.

🚩 Red Flags Real Companies Never Do

Legitimate tech companies do not cold-call you, and a virus warning never comes with a phone number. Hang up or close the window if you see any of these:

  • “Your computer is infected — call now”
  • Pressure and a countdown timer
  • A request to “remote in” to your PC
  • Payment by gift card, wire, or Bitcoin
  • Asking for your password or bank login

When in doubt, stop and ask someone you trust before you click or call.

🛠 How DixieLand Helps

Chuck cleans up scam pop-ups and adware, sets up real protection, and is the trustworthy number you call instead of the one on the screen.

  • Cleanup — remove pop-ups, adware & junk
  • Protection — real antivirus & ad blocking
  • Support — honest help for homes & small business

Got a scary pop-up or a suspicious call? Call Chuck first — before you call them.

★ NEXT ISSUE COMING SOON — GOT AN IT PROBLEM WORTHY OF A COMIC? TELL CHUCK →

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