VOL. 1 • ISSUE NO. 3
DIXIELAND CONSULTING — PENSACOLA, FL
10¢
THE PATRIOT KID
“The Mystery of the Slow Wi-Fi”
★ THE NETWORK INVESTIGATION ISSUE ★
IT WISDOM — WITH HUMOR
PANEL 1 — WEDNESDAY, 2:31 PM
💻🔴😓
THE WI-FI IS SO SLOW!
NETFLIX IS BUFFERING!
MY VIDEO CALL JUST
FROZE AGAIN!! I CAN'T
WORK LIKE THIS!
NETFLIX IS BUFFERING!
MY VIDEO CALL JUST
FROZE AGAIN!! I CAN'T
WORK LIKE THIS!
PANEL 2 — THE PATRIOT KID ARRIVES
🥷🔎
THE PATRIOT KID INVESTIGATES
FEAR NOT, CITIZEN.
IS IT ALL DEVICES
OR JUST THIS ONE?
IS IT ALL DEVICES
OR JUST THIS ONE?
"...just my laptop.
Started yesterday."
Started yesterday."
PANEL 3 — THE INVESTIGATION
🔎🌐
Wi-Fi Channels Detected:
Ch 6: ████████████ 14 networks
Ch 11: ██ 2 networks
Ch 1: ███ 3 networks
YOU ARE ON CHANNEL 6
Ch 6: ████████████ 14 networks
Ch 11: ██ 2 networks
Ch 1: ███ 3 networks
YOU ARE ON CHANNEL 6
PANEL 4 — THE CULPRIT
🔆💀🆎
YOUR NEIGHBOR'S ROUTER
— "NOT YOUR WIFI" —
IS BLASTING CHANNEL 6.
ALSO... IS THAT YOUR
MICROWAVE NEXT TO
YOUR ROUTER?!
— "NOT YOUR WIFI" —
IS BLASTING CHANNEL 6.
ALSO... IS THAT YOUR
MICROWAVE NEXT TO
YOUR ROUTER?!
PANEL 5 — THE FIX
⚡🌐⚡
THE FIX:
✓ Switch to 5GHz band
✓ Set channel to Auto
✓ Move router 3 feet from microwave
✓ Reboot router (see Issue #1)
Speed restored in 4 minutes.
✓ Switch to 5GHz band
✓ Set channel to Auto
✓ Move router 3 feet from microwave
✓ Reboot router (see Issue #1)
Speed restored in 4 minutes.
PANEL 6 — CASE CLOSED
🎉✅🌐
372 MBPS!! IT'S BLAZING!
YOU'RE THE WI-FI
WHISPERER!!
YOU'RE THE WI-FI
WHISPERER!!
🥷
27 years. Also, your
microwave was literally
touching the router.
microwave was literally
touching the router.
★ PATRIOT KID TECH CORNER — THE REAL STORY ON SLOW WI-FI ★
🌐 2.4GHz vs. 5GHz: What's the Difference?
2.4GHz: Longer range, penetrates walls better, but only 3 non-overlapping channels (1, 6, 11). Every device in your building fights over the same lanes.
5GHz: Shorter range, but 23+ non-overlapping channels and far less congestion. Much faster when you're close to the router.
The rule: Use 5GHz for laptops and streaming devices close to your router. Reserve 2.4GHz for IoT devices and things farther away.
🚫 The Hidden Wi-Fi Killers
These are the things silently wrecking your signal:
- Microwave ovens — blast 2.4GHz every time they run
- Baby monitors & cameras — constant interference on 2.4GHz
- Bluetooth speakers & headphones — share the same spectrum
- Neighbors' routers — the #1 cause of channel congestion
- Thick concrete/brick walls — absorb signal, especially 5GHz
- Cordless phones — old ones use 2.4GHz directly
💡 Router Placement Tips
Where your router sits matters as much as what router you have:
- Place it centrally in your home or office — not in a closet
- Keep it elevated — off the floor and out of cabinets
- At least 3 feet from microwaves, baby monitors, and cordless phones
- Away from metal objects — filing cabinets kill signal
- Point antennas vertically for horizontal coverage
Still slow after all this? Chuck will find it.
Got an IT problem worthy of a comic? Tell Chuck about it.